
The Colonel
Retired, not tired. The cigarette stays in, even at 3,000 m.
LIMITED OFFER IS LIVE!
2 MASKS −15% · 4 MASKS −25%
Gramp Guarantee · 14-day returns
Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in 7–15 business days. Shipping costs, if any, are shown at checkout. 14-day returns. See our returns policy.
Each mask is printed with a real old-timer's face. Choose the one that matches your riding style.

Retired, not tired. The cigarette stays in, even at 3,000 m.

Old money, older mustache. First chair, every day.

Grumpy on the lift. Unstoppable on the black run.

A few teeth short. Never short of a smile.

Riding powder since before you were born.

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If your mask arrives damaged, defective or not as described, we replace it or refund you. Changed your mind? You have 14 days to return it.
Yes. The 280g velvet keeps your head, face and neck warm on cold chairlift rides while staying breathable when you're moving.
Yes. The stretch fabric sits under most ski and snowboard helmets, and the wide eye opening is designed to work with goggles.
One size fits most adults. The stretch fabric adapts to your head and neck.
Add any 2 masks to your cart for 15% off, or 4 or more for 25% off. You can mix characters. The discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in 7–15 business days. Shipping costs, if any, are shown at checkout.
Yes. You can return your order within 14 days of delivery. See our returns policy for full details.
No. It is a novelty item designed for fun and warmth, not personal protective equipment.
Limited offer. Choose your character, bring your crew and own the mountain.